• Not exactly resting this Shabbat, but creating peace by cleaning clothes out of 3 kids’ room. (Yes, that was singular.) MIGHT finish b4 bed! #

• Hoping today gets a little less shitty. Preparing tummy for plenty of Patron tonight in case the day hasn’t finished me off by tonight. #

• ATTENTION WHITE PEOPLE: Stop telling black people you meet that you have black friends!!! Please!! #
• Trying Outlook 2007. It automatically detected … And configured! … My Gmail’s IMAP settings! Woot?!? #
• Why can’t I have an ultra-thin phone, with slide-out qwerty, Palm (Win?) OS, fast internet, Java, and picture messaging? That’s all I want. #

• Gotta love marketing. X, 3, heard me say “South Beach Diet” and replied “Diets don’t work, Mom. Diets don’t work”. (”Weight Watchers does.”) #
• @teli - nice to see u again #

Smartasses, I mean. I’d have just saved it with the random quotes, but it’s a bit too long for that. So here it is. On a forum selling cheap 2GB MicroSD cards with SD Adaptors:

Question:
So this thing may very well work with my camera? How do I figure that out????

Answer:
Ask your camera. But it probably won’t answer, so you’ll have to go through the interpreter that came with it, a Spanish guy named Manual. (Source)

I got 3, by the way! Gotta love 2 GB storage for my camera and phone at a price like that!