So I’m driving home from work today when the chick from the office calls me and tells me -
“I was driving and I passed a farm where there was some sort of sign in the middle of it with the letters A – S – G – R – O – W on it, I guess to warn of some sort of pesticide. But I read it, and couldn’t help but think: No wonder why my ass is so big! They’re putting ass-grow on the vegetables!”
